My Peeps!

These are real chicks for sale in a pet store. They are dyed various colors to be attractive to children. I want to buy some and try to raise a chicken on my veranda. They only cost a couple bucks. I wonder if my landlord would be pissed if I had like 5 chickens living on my porch. That would be cool: I could cook 'em up in a few months. But then I have to clean up all the blood and feathers. Maybe I could raise them and just set them free in the middle of the city. Or maybe I could raise some fightin' cocks. What the hell do chickens eat anyway? Can you feed them chicken parts like they feed cows? That would be sweet to get mad chickens like they have mad cow disease. OR maybe my fightin' cocks would be cannibalistic! That sounds like a sweet band name: Fightin Cannibal Cocks. Maybe I can get a buddy of mine to draw me a logo and I can set up canniballistic cock fights.

My new favorite game

I found this in one of my teacher's manuals. It's an explanation for a game like Slap Jack. It's a little fuzzy but I think you can make it out:

If you cant make it out it says, "Do you want a game? Now, lets have fun playing 'Snatch Game.'"

The Rib Glove!

The third and final of the finger pics. My friend and I are modelling the latest in fashion from our local rib establishment. We are eating variously flavored ribs with a dual layered glove. Inside is cloth (to absorb sweat) and the outside is vinyl (to repel the rib juices). It's comfy and no-mess eatin'!

The ribs are actually pretty f-ing good. If you're in my city, the restaurant is above the Family Mart at KyungDae.

Is this really necessary?

I guess this is the second "finger" pic. It's a little hard to see, but it's a small sticker that tells you not to stick your finger in the fan. (I touched it up a little to make it easier to see). Anyways, my reaction was: is this really necessary?

Bus Bird

Alright, this one's really hard to see so I had to "doctor" it a little. It might be a little exaggerated. This is a bus signal, and the finger shows you where to push. Honestly, in this country people point and use their middle fingers a lot, even though they still see 'the bird' as an insult. I just couldn't believe this. . . I really think its someone pushing the button with his or her middle finger.

Kill me

I guess this is how my students feel about my class today. I found this doodle discarded in my classroom

She has a . . .

This one is too funny. Or maybe I just have a sick mind. This exercise is using have/has to describe things: the bottom one should be "He has a small nose"

Brown

This is a flashcard for "brown" which I think is self explanatory.

and they're like, "it's better than yours"

OK this flashcard/writing exercise is just hilarious. In my case it is also true.

BTW- That lines's from "Milkshake" by Kelis. I love that song. It's got a funky beat and I can really bug out to it.

Grrrr

Both the young lady and her dog seem to be enjoying playtime. This is "pull." Am I really supposed to teach kids with this?

Ah, Push It!

First of a series: This flash card is for "push." I hope he doesn't push that left hand too much further. The cow seems to like it, though. I think the cow might have told him, "Yo baby pop, yeah you, come and give me a kiss. Betta make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed. Don't you hear the music pumpin' hard like I wish you would? Now push it."

Flash Cards

In my neverending search for material, I have turned to my school materials. I often come across a picture or phrase that makes me absolutely bust a gut; hence, my next bunch of posts will be flash cards that I have snapped from here and there.

Wide Choad

I found this funny one in a bar called "Wild Bill Bar." Seems like the signmaker took this order over the phone. I guess Bill is out of the closet now. Or maybe he needs a good stomach stapling.

Let me show you my collection

This is one collection that I would love to have. I found this in my academy about 2 years ago. It was begging to be put on the web. Funny that I haven't found more examples. Roughly translated at the top:

"'Pussy Collection' is the superior product for when or where you want to give your beauty and image some je ne sais quoi."

I recently figured out that this was packaging for some kind of accessory, proably a hair clip.

I figure this company was started by some Korean-American with a sense of humor.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

One of my finer students ended up with this on his quiz for bathroom objects. Understandably I got some good answers. The last line reads "I shot the dung in the toilet."

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